All I can do is laugh

So last week I weighed and it was like a kick in the stomach.  I weighed Saturday and guess what?  I was down 4 pounds.

Seriously, weighed myself 5 times on that stupid scale and got the same number.

Two days in a row.

It obviously hates me.

Do I get a new scale?  Or do I replace the batteries, again?  Or do I find a measuring tape and go that route?

I don't know but I have to figure something out before I scream with irritation.